- --the puppy sniffs all 4 acres... then poops right by the steps. Where he started... dogs. *eye roll*
--the man insists on wearing one of the two shirts in his closet I have not ironed... 20 other shirts and he picks that one
--what is advalorem?
--why is it that I have taken so freakin' long to find a new book bag?
--why does my hair guy insist on blowing out all my curls?
--what the hell is happening with the youth today? they are so nasty and rude!
--why is it that I find Ice T so sexy?
--so who named pi pi? why not cake?
--what is it about fairy lights?
--why do they always discontinue the perfume I like? It takes me FOREVER to find one I like.
--wine rules.
--Narnia.
--women don't really look like these people on tv... these women are mutants.
--wish I was a mutant.
--luscious dark chocolate... for me is no more. Bummer.
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